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I found this post on politics1.com (10/20/04) to be extremely amusing: REPUBLICAN SEX VS. DEMOCRATIC SEX. ABC News actually conducted a poll this week on the comparative sex lives of Democrats and Republicans. 56% of Republicans and 47% of Democrats said they were "very satisfied with their sex life." Also, 33% of Dems and 26% of Republicans said they had faked orgasms. If I'm reading this right, I think that implies Republicans have better sex lives (or, at least, have set the bar on "satisfaction" at a much lower mark). Nader, presumably, will call a press conference to denounce the Dems and media for trying to block him from having sex (although I think Nader sex would likely be a solo act with a full-length mirror). No word about Libertarian sex lives ... but I'd think that would probably involve a trapeze, numerous consenting adults, some handguns, a bunch of marijuana, and Mike Badnarik giving participants a lengthy lecture on constitutional rights. Gotta love it... Mr. Badnarik's lecture should prove particularly entertaining. This reminds me vaguely of The 25 Most Inappropriate Things An Objectivist Can Say During Sex: 7. "To say 'F*** me harder' one must first know how to say the 'me'."
17. "What do you mean, it's 'possible' that you had an orgasm? Are you saying that you have some evidence that you had an orgasm, but not sufficient evidence?"
21. "You selfish bitch! You greedy, selfish bitch! What? You don't like my pillow talk?" Tags: humor
Current Mood:  amused
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