Okay, so I plan to update you on my recent drama soon, but for now I just have a public service announcement.

Do NOT See "Meet the Spartans"

I would pay another $10.50 to get that hour and a half of my life back. If I didn't have someone to make fun of it with, the experience would have been entirely without merit - but it's still not worth seeing even for mocking value.

Seriously, people. This was one of the worst movies I've seen in years. I would be embarrassed to have my name associated with that kind of trash. Kevin Sorbo should be ashamed for being involved. It is an unfunny comedy, entirely without a shred of redeeming value, and it is a disgrace to the genre (founded by Zucker/Zucker/Abrahams and Mel Brooks) which spawned it.

Tags: entertainment, public service announcement, rant